so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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