You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
