Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Operation Purity has been aborted
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
