nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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