I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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