so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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