Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you traded sex for a burrito?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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