we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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