Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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