Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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