he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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