Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
