We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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