drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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