Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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