he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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