I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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