The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm getting married
To pizza
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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