I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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