I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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