So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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