Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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