Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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