I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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