and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
