in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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