We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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