We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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