Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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