I just saw a hot homeless man
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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