Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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