Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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