This girl is more easily done than said...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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