We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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