I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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