me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
