Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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