What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Someone shit on the floor
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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