i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
