This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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