last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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