Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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