Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have aggressive nipples.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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