I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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