Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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