I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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