we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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