how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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