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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

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(703): View more from Virginia

I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.

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(212): View more from New York

It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(843): View more from South Carolina

he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'

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(512): View more from Texas

I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.

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