im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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