Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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