Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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