there was a trapeze. enough said
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.