yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?