look no pants
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.