nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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