Buhtt sex?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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